Chris Mitchell nicks the safe
(Opening Credits - The Daniel Marriott theme tune)
A day in the life of Daniel (aka a day in the life)
Daniel tells his best friend that his safe has been nicked, camera zooms out and the friend is actually a cardboard cutout, Daniel looks sad
Daniel gets is an idiot and also totally plastered and decides to sort out the evil men who stole the safe
Daniel goes to the leavers ball where he hears a local evil genious is. (Timesplitters sequence - Action music)
Finds the evil genius called fish and has a chat with him. Daniel tries and fails to beat Fish up. Fish gives up because he is a nub even though he was winning
Daniel tells his special friend Jai about this incident “I had to run past the shops and past the grass and past the glass in the windows, I nearly fell on my ass, aye laddy” Jai tells daniel the secret location of fishes base
Nature boy scene - hiding behind bushes, trying not to be seen on sneaking into the “compound” but he's wearing luminous clothing and being really crap about it
Final hour play a gig on the hill to scare off the guards, surprisingly they succeed
Daniel sneaks towards Fish's office; Jai gets shot which leaves Daniel heart broken and even more determined to finish fish off
Daniel sneaks into fish's office where a badly synced version of we will rock you happens spontaneously for no reason.
(Ending credits) - Daniel Marriott theme tune
Daniel Marriot and Aaron interview